Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Sanjaya Achieves Keith Hernandez Status


It's clear to me that Sanjaya Malakar doesn't give a crap any longer. He knows he should have been voted off of American Idol weeks ago and has topped himself each week by his increasingly hideous singing and ever ridiculous haircuts. Last night took the cake as Sanjaya donned a crazy-ass mohawk hair-do. It's clear to me that Sanjaya has achieved"Keith Hernandez" status.
For those Seinfeld watchers out there, Keith Hernandez, former 1B for the 1980s New York Mets was on a few episodes of the sitcom and did whatever you he wanted to do - like get to second base with Elaine Benes on the first date - because well, as he said to himself "I'm Keith Hernandez!" and he could do whatever he wanted to.
That's the point that Sanjaya is at. He knows his singing sucks and he also knows that no matter what all of the teeny boppers will vote for him, so he does whatever the hell he wants. He acts surprised when he's not the person voted off, but he knows all along that he can do whatever the hell he wants because he's Sanjaya Malakar.

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