I have a confession to make. Two Sundays ago, I didn't accidently spill bacon grease on my left hand and arm... It was Jack Bauer who spilled bacon grease on my hand and arm during a 2-hour torture session, where he tried to get me to admit that I was behind the secret plot to kill Anna Nicole Smith by poisoning her with a concoction of Viagra, McDonalds Happy Meals and horse tranquilizers.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Coming Clean
I have a confession to make. Two Sundays ago, I didn't accidently spill bacon grease on my left hand and arm... It was Jack Bauer who spilled bacon grease on my hand and arm during a 2-hour torture session, where he tried to get me to admit that I was behind the secret plot to kill Anna Nicole Smith by poisoning her with a concoction of Viagra, McDonalds Happy Meals and horse tranquilizers.
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