Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Unfortunate Bathroom-Related Project News

The Bathroom project (from hell) took a turn for the worst last night.

To make a long story short...We were working on installing the toilet to the floor last night and I put too much of my fat ass weight on the toilet's unstable flange -- the thingie that goes at the base of the toilet and secures it to the floor.

Well, it broke ...

And the next thing I know, I fell through the floor and ended up upside down and scraped up somewhere between the upstairs bathroom and the downstairs dining room...a la Tom Hanks in the Money Pit.

Jesus.