Ok, here's something totally worth writing about. My good buddy Mike has a two-week old. Congrats buddy! It's so crazy that he's a father now and it really starting to hit me as many of our friends are either pregnant or recently had kids. It's also really starting to hit me that I'm passing onto the next stage of my life after college.
The stages that everyone goes through after college include:
Ages 22-24 - You're still wishing you were in college and you're drinking until you pass out on top of 6 naked strippers
Ages 24-27 - You're Dating girls, still wishing you were in college and still drinking your face off with older strippers.
27-29 - Your friends and maybe you are getting married each summer weekend and you're still drinking your face off at their weddings.
29-now - Your friends and maybe you are starting to have kids and now you're drinking baby's -- not breast - milk to make sure it's not too hot.
No comments:
Post a Comment