Thursday, December 4, 2008

Are you my Friend?


Are you my friend?

I'm not going to ask you to take a test on if you can take an educated guess about the things I like (Stephen King and video games) and the things I don't like (bug spray and suntan lotion).

I'll just ask a simple question:

If I shot myself in the leg, would you hide the gun and take me to the hospital?

Discuss...

1 comment:

SportsWeezy said...

I would do the surgery myself onsite and then pistol whip you so it looked like a mugging. You would then be transported to Flatbush and dropped off...without all your valuables (to be returned the next day) and to piss off the potential criminals who would rob you.